Jonathan Ryan Gardner, today is your birthday. You are 23 years of age, meaning you have 23 years experience on this earth. Today you most likely shaded 23 people, and did something drawin' for the 23rd time. Remember July 4th of 2015? Yea were about to beat up one of your friends, you knocked someone's mirror off, and I believe you almost go caught slippin' that day. No matter how petty and shady you are sir, I love you. During our friendship you have done so many things for me, but here are the top 13 because 23 is too much and I'm sleepy.
1. Opened up your home to me.
2. You've have welcomed me as your family.
3.You've verbally beat people tf up for me.
4. You've made me feel pretty
5. You've dressed me into a bad bitch
6. You've magnified who my real friends were.
7. You've made me happy
8. You've gave me a shoulder to cry on
9. You defended me when I was not around
10. You've cuddled with me I was sad
11. You've scolded me when I needed it
12. You've bought me food
13. You've been a great friend